HILARIOUS!! How Some Kenyan University Students Order Their Meals

1.USIU - Lemmie have fries with masala.. kebab and don’t forget to add some salad on It

2.KU - "Waah si naskia njaa"  "Waiter!! Waiter!! ebu Kam haraka!!" "Leta Chips ile ya 30bob na Uongeze Madodo!!" After chipo anaongeza BlueMoon na kuenda lecture.

3.UoN - Sasa waiter ebu leta menu (analetewa menu) (Cheapest food ni chai 90bob followed by chips plain 150bob ) "uuummmh!! waiter niletee maji pliiiz" (analetewa maji and leaves)

4.Moi Uni -  pssst!! Waiter!! Good afternoon!! Do you have chicken!! (waiter-yes!!) what about pilau with beef stew (waiter-yes!!) Ok nipee mkarango!!

5.MAASAI MARA Uni - Anaita waiter, "Buda boss leta wali na nyama ya zebra resh na ukatekate!! we pilipili na supu ya swara.

6.Maseno Uni - Hawayu!! Buwana  letea mimi

samaki fres kutoka Lake and ugali for two (analetewa and complain) aii Omera this ugali is so cold enda weka kwa microwave ya 'samsung' na uletee mimi maji ya kunawa mikono YAWA!!

7. MKU - Waiter nlikua nauliza kuna pizza?(yeah iko)… hamburger? (ile kubwa sana iko..) kwa hasira hyo nletee mukimo ya njahi.

8.JKUAT - (Anainigia hoteli njaa imemmaliza) Huyo mama wa food ako wapi?? (anamwona) Mama Chesut wapi NAMBA TATU(Chapo Tatu na Beef Stew) (Waiter- iko karibu kuiva utangoja kidogo) NKKT!! wacha ikae i have a lot to cover mimi nimeenda kusoma engineering!!

9.KMTC - Letea mi mandazi surwa ya mbao. Alafu after kudema anatoka na toothpick kwa mdomo yet hajui alikula nyama lini mwisho

10.Egerton Uni - Waiter leta githeri haraka!! (analetea) aaarrgh hii food ni dry sana hakuna supu?? (Waiter-Imeisha) Sawa leta ile Maziwa yetu YOGO YOGO